This is political season in India and
anywhere you go, you will find for yourself a perfect set-up to engage into
political tu-tu-main-main of varied range; from high intellectual fact based
arguments to a high pitched Arnab style brouhaha to obfuscate gullible masses,
for which the hard hitting conscious keeper Justice Katju has little respect.
So, how can be my office in Hyderabad, the center
of the Andhra’s heated political slugfest, be kept away from such political
IPL.
Our office has a close resemblance to such
a set up. We have a Gandhi Admirer in
the writer i.e. me; a group of Modi Bhakts, a Kejri crazy, and few fence sitters.
This is how one day a discussion unfolded.
Feku
Bhakt A: PT, do you think Rahul has a chance
against Modi?
(Meanwhile, other Modi Bhkat’s are alerted;
one among them has also donated for the Rs. 2500 crore statue of the Congress
stalwart Sardar Patel. They are looking at my direction with a feeling of
victory. )
PT: I think, Congress always has a great chance against BJP. We are a
national party; BJP is limited to few states. So….
Feku
Bhakt A: But, I asked about Modi and Rahul, are you
scared of Modi?
(The Kejri crazy joined the discussion; it
seems he was enjoying the growing warmth in our bay. )
Kejri
Crazy: It is no more a Rahul and Modi fight; Modi
is threatened by Kejri.
PT: There he comes the eternal “Running away man” after his latest
short stint as Delhi CM; a great doer. J
By the way, we are not scared of Modi; Modi
is scared of losing. We have lost power in future and won Indian people back
with our inevitability in running this country. As our leader says; there is
nothing to be fearful about, individually and as a party we have seen it all.
And by the way, Rahul is not our PM
candidate. We will decide after election, if we have number.
Feku
Bhakta A: Ohoo….Ohooo….you are not answering my
question. Why are you afraid of making Rahul as the candidate?
Kejri Crazy: PT, these are all tall talks.
PT: I answered your question; neither Rahul nor Congress is fearful
about Modi; we are not fighting our first general election.
- We fought Britishers when you ran away
- We fought each single election after independence
- We lost some and won some
Kejri crazy: All these are
B*** S***. Political parties have ruined this country. We need a new system.
PT: Hold on, you should be
reminded that you have a political symbol and you fought election, and governed
a city state; it is a different thing that you ran away from there in 49 days. J
Kejri crazy:
Bakwash…..
Feku Bhakta B: But, you
have Rahul on all posters!!!
PT: Yes, we have. Raul is
the campaign committee chief. (When Soniaji did not taken over.) So, he has to
be the face of our campaign, should not he?
Feku Bhakta A: But in the
USA, you have debates between candidates!!!
Kejri crazy: Yes…if there
will be a debate, our Kejri will sweep…
PT: Yeh, that is what he
is capable of, sweeping. J By the way, if you have read civics in school, then you should not
be drawing parallel between the USA and India. Have you guys passed civics
paper? J
Kejri crazy and Feku Bhakts: Grrrrr…. (Did not say, but thinking loud; we are engineers.)
PT: USA has a separate
system i.e. presidential form of govt. and we have a different system,
parliamentary from of govt. So, our elected MPs in Parliament decide who will
be the PM. Do you want me
to teach you Civics? J
Kejri crazy and Feku Bhakts: Kahwash….we will change the system…congress always comes up with
these nonsense…B*** S***. Let’s go for
lunch.
It was time for
the lunch, so the floor was cleared in no time with each one thinking to be
victorious in the debate. This is the state of intellect…. J
you said right. Wherever you go , you will found this Modi Stall.Rahul's Mami and AK Jhadu. But , What I feel , people are distracting because of so many parties from their main goal. And, one more important thing to fight against corruption , any party or any Govt. cannot help ,until unless we realize that we are GOVT. , we have to stop to involve in doing corruption.. Nice discussion ... Now lunch time,Really...
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