A Gandhi admirer, a group of Feku bhakt, and a Kejri crazy: Who is your PM CANDIDATE?

This is political season in India and anywhere you go, you will find for yourself a perfect set-up to engage into political tu-tu-main-main of varied range; from high intellectual fact based arguments to a high pitched Arnab style brouhaha to obfuscate gullible masses, for which the hard hitting conscious keeper Justice Katju has little respect.

So, how can be my office in Hyderabad, the center of the Andhra’s heated political slugfest, be kept away from such political IPL.

Our office has a close resemblance to such a set up.  We have a Gandhi Admirer in the writer i.e. me; a group of Modi Bhakts, a Kejri crazy, and few fence sitters. This is how one day a discussion unfolded.

Feku Bhakt A: PT, do you think Rahul has a chance against Modi?

(Meanwhile, other Modi Bhkat’s are alerted; one among them has also donated for the Rs. 2500 crore statue of the Congress stalwart Sardar Patel. They are looking at my direction with a feeling of victory. )

PT: I think, Congress always has a great chance against BJP. We are a national party; BJP is limited to few states. So….

Feku Bhakt A: But, I asked about Modi and Rahul, are you scared of Modi?

(The Kejri crazy joined the discussion; it seems he was enjoying the growing warmth in our bay. )

Kejri Crazy: It is no more a Rahul and Modi fight; Modi is threatened by Kejri.

PT: There he comes the eternal “Running away man” after his latest short stint as Delhi CM; a great doer. J

By the way, we are not scared of Modi; Modi is scared of losing. We have lost power in future and won Indian people back with our inevitability in running this country. As our leader says; there is nothing to be fearful about, individually and as a party we have seen it all.

And by the way, Rahul is not our PM candidate. We will decide after election, if we have number.

Feku Bhakta A: Ohoo….Ohooo….you are not answering my question. Why are you afraid of making Rahul as the candidate?

Kejri Crazy: PT, these are all tall talks.

PT: I answered your question; neither Rahul nor Congress is fearful about Modi; we are not fighting our first general election.

• We fought Britishers when you ran away
• We fought each single election after independence
• We lost some and won some

Whereas, you guys are nervous after what happened in 2004 and 2009. You know this is your last chance. You guys are so fearful that you are trying hard to hide that BJP is fighting this election 2014, don’t you? Don’t you think, election should be fought between political parties?

Kejri crazy: All these are B*** S***. Political parties have ruined this country. We need a new system. 

PT: Hold on, you should be reminded that you have a political symbol and you fought election, and governed a city state; it is a different thing that you ran away from there in 49 days. J

Kejri crazy: Bakwash…..

Feku Bhakta B: But, you have Rahul on all posters!!!

PT: Yes, we have. Raul is the campaign committee chief. (When Soniaji did not taken over.) So, he has to be the face of our campaign, should not he?

Feku Bhakta A: But in the USA, you have debates between candidates!!!

Kejri crazy: Yes…if there will be a debate, our Kejri will sweep…

PT: Yeh, that is what he is capable of, sweeping. J By the way, if you have read civics in school, then you should not be drawing parallel between the USA and India. Have you guys passed civics paper? J

Kejri crazy and Feku Bhakts: Grrrrr…. (Did not say, but thinking loud; we are engineers.)

PT: USA has a separate system i.e. presidential form of govt. and we have a different system, parliamentary from of govt. So, our elected MPs in Parliament decide who will be the PM. Do you want me to teach you Civics? J

Kejri crazy and Feku Bhakts: Kahwash….we will change the system…congress always comes up with these nonsense…B*** S***.  Let’s go for lunch.

It was time for the lunch, so the floor was cleared in no time with each one thinking to be victorious in the debate. This is the state of intellect…. J